Category: Tongue-in-Cheek

Poor old Britney.

She shaves her ***** and gets caught.

Then she shaves her head. Some might argue that this was THE BEST PR move ever made. If you search for Britney Spears shaven in Google, what do you get? You got it: Photos of her bald head! BRILLIANT!

Anyway, according to News24 her mother seems to have sided with her ex-husband KFed when they were going through custody battles. And she seems to have forced Britney to go into rehab.

What mother wouldn’t do that? The rehab part, I mean. But siding with your daughter’s ex? COME ON!

Guess poor old mama is not going to be getting a really expensive Mother’s Day present any time soon!

Here’s a nice little play for you to read, called “Google Porn: A Play in One Act”

My favourite part:

LARRY: “Yeah, and you’d configure it to your personal tastes. Like, there’d be a ’fetish’ dropdown menu, and you can pick anything from bikini pics to [truck drives by the window, obfuscates speaking] to celebrity snapshots etc.”
SERGEY: “We might even suggest a new fetish based on the mixture of other fetish selections.”
ERIC: “Will there be midget porn?”
[silence]

Girls in bikinis raise money every time. Topless, well, the sky’s the limit. 😉

If you REALLY want to make money, even if it’s not THAT easy money, try coming up with something that will kill maggots easily and cheaply. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Go take a look at this post about “Killing Maggots“.

It seems like there’s a scourge of maggots at the moment… And the methods of killing them are getting desperate (make sure you read the last quote):

I got the truck carbuetor cleaner, opened the windows and began to spray a quick mist-stopped them dead. not recommended for asthmatics….

my lovely little maggot story begins with finding the little creepy crawlys dropping from the fan/light in our shower…

Funeral Service Professionals spray diesel fuel on maggots and that works well.

Try the wasp spray… doesn’t kill them on contact but give it a moment. It works! Next step attack outside!!

Last night I got into bed and found 6 small maggotts (I think) between the sheets. They had a really bad oder to them.

It looks like the people from the UK are looking for Easy Money the most. If you do a search for “Easy Money” using Google Trends you’ll see something like the following:

What surprises me is the fact that the United States is #7 on the list.

Wonders will never cease… 😉

Of course, there are risks involved, and I DEFINITELY don’t suggest doing it. I come from South Africa, and if you’ve heard of HIV or AIDS, you’ve probably heard of us. That sounds REALLY bad, and it’s a generalisation about our country, but don’t worry, there are a few generalisations we have about YOUR country. EVEN if you’re not from the USA. 😉

But, regarding prostitution and easy money, there’s a post entitled “Why do prostitutes make so much money?” which speaks about an analysis of prostitution. But the writer definitely has his head on his shoulders when he comments:

The earnings from prostitution is determined by supply and demand, just like everything else. Because demand for prostitution services is high relative to supply, prostitutes make pretty good money.

Why is supply so low? It ought to be pretty easy to think of reasons for why there aren’t more prostitutes.

(1) The stigma of the profession–and this is really a big one.

(2) Risk of catching disease.

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Prostitution definitely doesn’t sound like Easy Money to me. Does that mean my dreams of being a Gigolo are over?

Go take a look at this music video – “What if God had a MySpace”. Not sure if it’s blasphemous or not, but it is quite humorous. ONLY if you have time to waste, eating a sandwich or something…

Read this post from the Coding Horror blog called “Teach Yourself ASP.NET 2.0 in 23 Hours”. All about bettering the other by 1.

2 Reasons why I like this post:

1 – PLEASE tell me what movie the dialog is from, but I remember loving the movie
2 – Excellent mony making idea. Not necessarily writing a “Learn this or that in 23 hours”, but rather, better the competition.

If you’re better, why wouldn’t a person choose you?

On a side note, since Matt’s talking about fortune cookies, I’d like to suggest a way to make a ton of money. Forget making these direct fortune cookie messages like:

“You will see the color blue this week”

How about something a little more general (and therefore, more likely to come true), like:

“Catch the #3 bus at 10AM and you will meet Cindy, your future wife”

Now that would be a winning formula for success…

And, on a serious note, Matt Cutt’s blog is a DEFINITE must read… Tons of interesting (mostly Google related) information, and a skillful writer on the side…