Making Easy Money » Tongue-in-Cheek

Britney Spears divorcing her mother

Rain Maker — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:41:01 +0000

Poor old Britney.

She shaves her ***** and gets caught.

Then she shaves her head. Some might argue that this was THE BEST PR move ever made. If you search for Britney Spears shaven in Google, what do you get? You got it: Photos of her bald head! BRILLIANT!

Anyway, according to News24 her mother seems to have sided with her ex-husband KFed when they were going through custody battles. And she seems to have forced Britney to go into rehab.

What mother wouldn’t do that? The rehab part, I mean. But siding with your daughter’s ex? COME ON!

Guess poor old mama is not going to be getting a really expensive Mother’s Day present any time soon!

Google Porn

Rain Maker — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:58:34 +0000

Here’s a nice little play for you to read, called “Google Porn: A Play in One Act”

My favourite part:

LARRY: “Yeah, and you’d configure it to your personal tastes. Like, there’d be a ’fetish’ dropdown menu, and you can pick anything from bikini pics to [truck drives by the window, obfuscates speaking] to celebrity snapshots etc.”
SERGEY: “We might even suggest a new fetish based on the mixture of other fetish selections.”
ERIC: “Will there be midget porn?”
[silence]

Free Porn and Britney Spears Naked

Rain Maker — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:22:41 +0000

Wow. Check this out… Not what you thought?

Of course not. This site has nothing to do with porn. Unless you’re looking for a “Topless Car Wash” or answers to “Is Prostitution easy money?“.

Sorry to disappoint, but maybe go take a look at this and get a sexy surprise for someone.

Either way, I’m just trying to see if I can get all of you fellow South Africans visiting my site. This isn’t exactly an informative post, but I’m just trying out an idea I got from Britney Spears Naked.

If you’re upset, or happy, say hi down below… And leave the comments you have for the lady in red above.

Topless Car Wash

Rain Maker — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 23:26:51 +0000

Girls in bikinis raise money every time. Topless, well, the sky’s the limit.

Make Maggot Money

Rain Maker — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 14:39:56 +0000

If you REALLY want to make money, even if it’s not THAT easy money, try coming up with something that will kill maggots easily and cheaply. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Go take a look at this post about “Killing Maggots“.

It seems like there’s a scourge of maggots at the moment… And the methods of killing them are getting desperate (make sure you read the last quote):

I got the truck carbuetor cleaner, opened the windows and began to spray a quick mist-stopped them dead. not recommended for asthmatics….

my lovely little maggot story begins with finding the little creepy crawlys dropping from the fan/light in our shower…

Funeral Service Professionals spray diesel fuel on maggots and that works well.

Try the wasp spray… doesn’t kill them on contact but give it a moment. It works! Next step attack outside!!

Last night I got into bed and found 6 small maggotts (I think) between the sheets. They had a really bad oder to them.

Easy Money Trends

Rain Maker — Sun, 14 May 2006 12:28:12 +0000

It looks like the people from the UK are looking for Easy Money the most. If you do a search for “Easy Money” using Google Trends you’ll see something like the following:

What surprises me is the fact that the United States is #7 on the list.

Wonders will never cease…

Is Prostitution easy money?

Rain Maker — Tue, 09 May 2006 16:52:41 +0000

Of course, there are risks involved, and I DEFINITELY don’t suggest doing it. I come from South Africa, and if you’ve heard of HIV or AIDS, you’ve probably heard of us. That sounds REALLY bad, and it’s a generalisation about our country, but don’t worry, there are a few generalisations we have about YOUR country. EVEN if you’re not from the USA.

But, regarding prostitution and easy money, there’s a post entitled “Why do prostitutes make so much money?” which speaks about an analysis of prostitution. But the writer definitely has his head on his shoulders when he comments:

The earnings from prostitution is determined by supply and demand, just like everything else. Because demand for prostitution services is high relative to supply, prostitutes make pretty good money.

Why is supply so low? It ought to be pretty easy to think of reasons for why there aren’t more prostitutes.

(1) The stigma of the profession–and this is really a big one.

(2) Risk of catching disease.

…

Prostitution definitely doesn’t sound like Easy Money to me. Does that mean my dreams of being a Gigolo are over?

Create a music video

Rain Maker — Tue, 09 May 2006 16:32:06 +0000

Go take a look at this music video – “What if God had a MySpace”. Not sure if it’s blasphemous or not, but it is quite humorous. ONLY if you have time to waste, eating a sandwich or something…

Make Money in 23 hours

Rain Maker — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 19:49:05 +0000

Read this post from the Coding Horror blog called “Teach Yourself ASP.NET 2.0 in 23 Hours”. All about bettering the other by 1.

2 Reasons why I like this post:

1 – PLEASE tell me what movie the dialog is from, but I remember loving the movie
2 – Excellent mony making idea. Not necessarily writing a “Learn this or that in 23 hours”, but rather, better the competition.

If you’re better, why wouldn’t a person choose you?

Talking about Fortune Cookies

Rain Maker — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 23:16:53 +0000

On a side note, since Matt’s talking about fortune cookies, I’d like to suggest a way to make a ton of money. Forget making these direct fortune cookie messages like:

“You will see the color blue this week”

How about something a little more general (and therefore, more likely to come true), like:

“Catch the #3 bus at 10AM and you will meet Cindy, your future wife”

Now that would be a winning formula for success…

And, on a serious note, Matt Cutt’s blog is a DEFINITE must read… Tons of interesting (mostly Google related) information, and a skillful writer on the side…